she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
"You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers," Loki tells Natasha, and he turns out to be totally right about that.
Because SHIELD is Hydra. Well played, Loki. Well played.
do you sometimes wonder if marvel planned it all or just hopes it works out
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”